Psyco Ex, Horny Guy, Another Woman's Hubbie and Me!

Dear Bloggers,

Have you ever felt like you are so darn attractive and talking to the opposite sex always causes you trouble?
Joking about love stuff all the time with guys I know would never fall for me.
I call many many of my guy friends darling, honey or sweetheart all the time cause it's so funny.
Never had problem with that before.
Never thought it would bite me in the ass, but it started to these days.

I think some girls will be sOOo happy to have this kind of thing happens around them.
It's like compliment in a way, you know.
It means you have a certain amount of cuteness that causes the above problem.
Not really like that. It gives me headache and nightmares from time to time.

Anyhow, I will start these messy thing with my psycho ex.
I will refer to him as X then.
Talking about X, for me, is like watching History Channel.
I was 17 when we were a pair.It lasted for a few months before I decided to call it a quit.
I am 27 now. You do the math!
He started to go crazy on me around a month ago after 4-5 years of no contact whatsoever.
He called and asked many questions, tried to catch up with my life after graduation.
Suddenly, out of the blue, he asked me to married him.
I thought he was joking. I was so wrong. He was not kidding!
He asked me three times that day if it would be ok for us to get married.
He even said he would kidnapped me from my room if he had to.
Of course I said NOooo! Even if he kidnap me the answer would still be NO.
I bet I told him I knew it in my heart that I meant to be with foreign gentleman (either James Blake or My Paul!)
He was kinna upset about that. WHAT THE FUCK!

I know it right then, something really wrong happened. He had brain damage.
I knew for sure. What would be a reasonable explanation for his action.
He left a very secure CAREER with Giant Japanese car company to open a grocery.
He called me after a decade to propose and got angry to hear that I was not gonna married him. If that's not crazy, then what it was?

Well, that was not all. He called me once again last week to argue with me.
He said all the things that I never imagined I would hear from a nice boy I used to date. Let's see the conversation below:

Amy: I will go to either Canada or England to study and will look for a job there.
X: To look for husband? (Amy: Fuck YOu!!!)

Amy: I don't like fair complexion it makes people look weak.
X: You just said that cause you have brown skin, right?

Amy: I am a different person now. I'm not that 17-year-old girl you used to date no more. I have seen so many things, been to many places and my life perspective has changed. And I know I can be on my own now without help from any guys.
X: Yeah, right!

So I told him to stop calling me if he wanted nothing but saying shit about my life. He knew I was mad so he said good bye then hung up.
That's psycho number one. I feel sad actually, to see how life treats someone and turns a nice, sincere boy to a psycho monster.
All I can do is hope he would stop being a dick and realize how great he was.

Wow! what a long story...don't think we have enough space to tell you about other guys today.
I'll come back some time to tell you about those guys then.

With Love
Amy