My Favourite Quotes Episode 1

Here are some of my favourite quotes from pretty much everywhere.
I have been searching for them on the internet for awhile.
I'll try to put more of them some other time.

Amy =)

Life is like a cock, when it gets hard - f*ck it.

"How come all the cute guys live in the TV and won't come out?" *****

The average man prefers beauty over brains because the average man can see well than he can think.

Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school - you'll be working for them in the future.

"All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don¹t get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband." -Marie, 'When Harry Met Sally'

Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its students.

Never compare your life to that of others. You will always end up vain or bitter. For there will always be greater or lesser persons than yourself.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Not many guys are worth your tears - the few that are will never make you cry.

No matter what you do someone will love it and someone will hate it, that's why you should just do what you feel is right.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love just makes the ride worthwhile.


Ally McBeal

"I think I just need to believe that it works love, couple hood, and partnerships. The idea that when two people come together, they stay together. I have to take that to bed with me every night, even if I'm going to bed alone. That's a McBealism."

"There are some people who meet that somebody that they can never stop loving, no matter how hard they try. I wouldn't expect you to understand that, or even believe it, but trust me; there are some loves that don't go away. And maybe that makes them crazy, but we should all be lucky enough to end up with somebody who has a little of that insanity. Someone who never lets go. Someone who cherishes you forever."

Renee: "Snow White. Cinderella. All about gettin' a guy. Being saved by the guy. Today it's The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Pocahontas. All about gettin' a guy."
Ally: "So basically we're screwed up because of..."
Renee: "Disney."

Never trust second thoughts. Next thing you know there'll be a third and a fourth...you'll be thinking forever!" -Richard Fish

I can't believe my life. One minute it's going okay, I mean...as okay as my life can get, then the gong knocks me completely off my feet.

****Today is gonna be an uh, a less bad day, I can feel it. Sometimes I wake up and I just know that everything is going to be...less bad

I actually like the quest, the search, that's the fun, the more lost you are the more you have to look forward to, what do you know, I'm having a great time and I don't even know it.

Ally (voice over): Looking backwards, many of the saddest time in my life turned out to be the happiest. So I must be happy now. Yeah. This is gonna be good. Why else would I be crying?

Maybe I'll share my life with somebody... maybe not. But the truth is when I think back of my loneliest moments, there was usually somebody sitting there next to me.*****